First monkey ninja has been caught drunken

One of the monkey ninjas that recently broke out of the zoo in a small town called new kandraque was caught about 2mins ago. The monkey (who is pictured) was caught sipping on martini outside a alcohol retailer by three ninja monkey hunters. He put up qute a fight but was cornered and captured after a couple of minutes. There is still at least 5 monkey ninjas left to be captured and authorities say that the public should be on the lookout for them. We´ve noticed that ninja monkeys tend to drink more martinis than
other alcoholic beverages. We see a strong connection between their ninja training and the drinking habbits. Pretty sophisticated says the ARCDM!