Field Research part II - Snowboarding drunken monkeys targetting the winter olympics

After being absent for some days, we returned to the lab with shocking and almost unbelievable news. Long and rigorous research was done in our secret chalet in the middle of the Swiss alps, together with long-stealth-distance observation from the chalet high tower.

Turns out that the team of drunken monkeys is brilliant. They demonstrated not only that they are way more funny than the Swiss team, but that they are able to produce "secret" and "dark" moves while in the air. Is the alcohol the key ingredient in this mysterious behavior?

We interviewed the team leader "Mr. White Balls", that unfortunately couldnt speak a word because of the amount of alcohol in his blood. But we, as a team of innovators and self-teaching team, concluded that his strange movements and the yellow snow in his mouth and body (see previous post) just means that he is truly happy and very professional.

Finally the human beings have a respectful enemy at the winter olympics. Although, the Republic of Congo team is doing great in figure skating. Oh, did I just said that?