The drunken monkeys are everywhere, even in Photoshop Tutorials

You might call me crazy, you might call me a rebel. But believe me, this is true. Drunken monkeys are in more places than you actually think. I considered myself somehow a true researcher with a really open mind, super smart, super handsome, super smart... but this.. this....is a miracle.. I found drunken monkeys in the most unthought place of human kind: Photoshop tutorials!

http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2008/02/13/drunken-monkey-photoshop-tutorial/

Its brilliant!

I wish I thought of that idea first, so had more money here at the lab. Currently we are limiting our posts to save energy. Damn monkeys, they took everything. Watch out. Chaos. Terror. Arrrghhh. Oh, did I just said that?

First monkey ninja has been caught drunken

One of the monkey ninjas that recently broke out of the zoo in a small town called new kandraque was caught about 2mins ago. The monkey (who is pictured) was caught sipping on martini outside a alcohol retailer by three ninja monkey hunters. He put up qute a fight but was cornered and captured after a couple of minutes. There is still at least 5 monkey ninjas left to be captured and authorities say that the public should be on the lookout for them. We´ve noticed that ninja monkeys tend to drink more martinis than
other alcoholic beverages. We see a strong connection between their ninja training and the drinking habbits. Pretty sophisticated says the ARCDM!

Field Research part II - Snowboarding drunken monkeys targetting the winter olympics

After being absent for some days, we returned to the lab with shocking and almost unbelievable news. Long and rigorous research was done in our secret chalet in the middle of the Swiss alps, together with long-stealth-distance observation from the chalet high tower.

Turns out that the team of drunken monkeys is brilliant. They demonstrated not only that they are way more funny than the Swiss team, but that they are able to produce "secret" and "dark" moves while in the air. Is the alcohol the key ingredient in this mysterious behavior?

We interviewed the team leader "Mr. White Balls", that unfortunately couldnt speak a word because of the amount of alcohol in his blood. But we, as a team of innovators and self-teaching team, concluded that his strange movements and the yellow snow in his mouth and body (see previous post) just means that he is truly happy and very professional.

Finally the human beings have a respectful enemy at the winter olympics. Although, the Republic of Congo team is doing great in figure skating. Oh, did I just said that?