Japanese researcher claims that masturbation in monkeys is hightly addictive

According to one of our research partners in Japan, if you teach monkeys how to masturbate they will continue doing it until they die. This is a whole change in our monkey-masturbation paradigm that we have at the Advance Research Centre for Drunken Monkeys.

If this is true then we will have to re-print all those books we were planning to launch next month, in which we explained that monkeys didnt like to masturbate at all. Or it was yes? Damn this extensive research is making me very confused.

Thank you Japanese team, as always you are in the future.