Agression is not related to alcoholism on primates - We swear

Mr. Retro-Retard (shown on the picture left) is the star of the 11th floor of our innovative campus. We basically have seen this monkey pissed for the last 3.22 years and not a single sign of agression has been detected on him.

Except for the time he ate his son ear, but his lawyer said he thought it was a potato chip (so that doesn't count). Or when he throw himself to the glass wall for an entire week, but we think that he just wanted more affection (since he murdered his 5th wife with an avocado seed).

Long live Mr. Retro-Retard.